(via siameese)

hazeleyed1:

peanuhbutta:

thecherrywinehouse:

niftynance:

ihartbeat:

Cuz big butts rule…

Oh.

yay big booty guls rule!

this is NOT happening right now
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What the fuck did I just watch?!?!?!

(via therincrowd)

yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

(via sexualspatula)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(via jesussbabymomma)

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via jesuschristvevo)

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

(via sephorac)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via haiirflip)

circumcisions:

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

(via bewbin)

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

oh that’s why ok

(via jesuschristvevo)

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

(via hornyspice)